I hope, in my absence, you have not forgotten me? Rest assured; I, GORKA, have not forgotten you. Perhaps, in your foolishness, you assumed I had forgotten my log-in credentials? Ha! I have them right here, in this very trapper keeper! Indeed, my so-called absence was a mere ruse, a charade. Like the proverbial fly upon the wall, I have been keenly observing you, biding my time, strategizing, preparing the decisive strike!!
Were I a lesser man, you would already be wallowing in sudden, unforseen defeat! Bah! What sort of challenge would that be? What use is playing ahead when you have already won? No, I, GORKA, crave nothing less the crucible of rivalry. To test my intellect and wits against a worthy opponent. There are none left in the sphere of the Washington Consensus that could pose a challenge to myself -- indeed, such is my success that none would even dare!
So I turn to you, Ms. Hexbear, for I see... not an equal, no. But the potential. Yes, indeed. Hone yourself, Ms. Bear, for a new game is afoot! You and your charming pastoral blog shall play its roll – that is, if you can rise to the occasion! For, when next we meet, it very well may be... to the death! MAHAHAHAHA!!!
Look to your horizon, Ms. Hexbear, and you will see; it has always been GORKA!!!!!
You, comrade are also incorrect. This is Saxbear.net, the world's biggest site dedicated to hairy jazz musicians.
Ah yes, I was wondering why there was a distinct lack of bearded gay men
That would be a lot nicer if it were true, but unfortunately we're posting on Sadbear.net
Double-checked, we're not a defunct blog. we're actually crying into our drinks over our divorces at sadbeer.net
Wrong again bucko. In reality we're all on sadbees.net, a website dedicated to monitoring the effect of changing seasons on the mental health of insects of the genus apidae.
I've got to correct you, the site we're on is SadFees.net, it's kind of like stupidlaws.com but for money we're arbitrarily forced to pay to governments and businesses.