Gorka [he/him]

No affiliation should be drawn between myself and the traitorous imposter known as "Gorkalegion".

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  • GORKA never left the left. I hang about it, like a specter -- for what could be more frightening, Ms. Hexbear? You claim to be the ghost of communism, haunting the world? Well I, GORKA, haunt the hantee. I am a spector two-fold --nay!-- a spector squared! Shall I rattle my chains at thee? Muahahahaha!!!





  • Gorka [he/him]tochapotraphouseThere's a storm coming, Mr. Chapo
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    3 years ago

    I made no such authorization for this memo. Rest assured, my dear Ms. Bear, your delightful little blog posses no threat to the Vitezi Rend... yes, to imply otherwise would out oneself as nothing more than... an IMPOSTER!

    As the kids of these final days say, "Sus Sebastian".

    Suspicious, indeed...



  • Gorka [he/him]tothe_dunk_tankFolks....
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    4 years ago

    My, my, is this an impostor? Or has the Vitézi Rend succeeded in its attempts at, ah, extra-natural duplication? I'll leave you to dicide, my dear Mister Chapo.

    Aha! Mahaha!!










  • Had you thought yourself rid of me, Mr. Chapo? Thought changing your name from 'Trap House' to 'Dot Chat' would throw Gorka off your trail? Ha! Rest assured, Mr. Chapo, like a remarkably tenacious bloodhound, Gorka always finds the sent!

    You may have thought the election of BIDEN the final move of our little game. But this is no checkmate, Mr. Chapo. You have declared 'uno', failing to notice I have gathered a hand composed entirely of Draw-4 Wild-Cards! The last four years have merely been the opening moves!!

    The game, as ever Mr. Chapo, goes on! Aha!!

    Now, if you excuse me, I'm late for one of those spa appointments where little bottom-feeding fish nibble the dead skin from your feet. You really should try it, Mr. Chapo. It's one of the many under-appreciated luxuries of modernity. A luxury that shall soon disappear for all but the most deserving! Muahahaha!!!

    Ah, but I reveal too much. Till we meet again, Mr. Chapo.