No affiliation should be drawn between myself and the traitorous imposter known as "Gorkalegion".
's not my fault the LDS church won't let go of gender ideology
they're sleepwalking, afraid of body-craft, jumping at embers
they don't see the long ones they're casting
Busy Desert Sugar Bees draining the salt lake
What happens to Yellowstone when old faithful stops telling time?
eeeehhh, here and there, bits and pieces
i remember to log in when i remember to log in
always check the headlines, tho. you kids is pretty good at this game
:loop: Stardust, this is getting frustrating, just ask for help from your family party already
It feels good to laugh. It feels good to cry. That was my master stroak. Croak croak croak. See you around Mx. Heaxbear.
Yrs G,
GORKA never left the left. I hang about it, like a specter -- for what could be more frightening, Ms. Hexbear? You claim to be the ghost of communism, haunting the world? Well I, GORKA, haunt the hantee. I am a spector two-fold --nay!-- a spector squared! Shall I rattle my chains at thee? Muahahahaha!!!
You rang?
Because I value your rivalry, Ms. Hexbear, I shall reveal one more detail:
I never specified our would-be vee-pee was living!
For while you debauched fiends of the left may have your "Juche Necromancy", 'tis but a child's parlor trick compared to the dark arts of...
Muahahahaha!
I made no such authorization for this memo. Rest assured, my dear Ms. Bear, your delightful little blog posses no threat to the Vitezi Rend... yes, to imply otherwise would out oneself as nothing more than... an IMPOSTER!
As the kids of these final days say, "Sus Sebastian".
Suspicious, indeed...
Join me in the low-gravity porn studio, Mr. Chapo!
My, my, is this an impostor? Or has the Vitézi Rend succeeded in its attempts at, ah, extra-natural duplication? I'll leave you to dicide, my dear Mister Chapo.
Aha! Mahaha!!
Aha! What a predicament! Luckily for you, Mr. Chapo, this isn't my first time dealing with an ossified lavatory...
I feel I must extend to you, Mr. Chapo, a friendly reminder: not all your enemies are as impotent as this 'Silver Legion'.
Mahaha!
What a positively delightful anecdote! I shall have to remember it for certain... 'freinds'.
Had you thought yourself rid of me, Mr. Chapo? Thought changing your name from 'Trap House' to 'Dot Chat' would throw Gorka off your trail? Ha! Rest assured, Mr. Chapo, like a remarkably tenacious bloodhound, Gorka always finds the sent!
You may have thought the election of BIDEN the final move of our little game. But this is no checkmate, Mr. Chapo. You have declared 'uno', failing to notice I have gathered a hand composed entirely of Draw-4 Wild-Cards! The last four years have merely been the opening moves!!
The game, as ever Mr. Chapo, goes on! Aha!!
Now, if you excuse me, I'm late for one of those spa appointments where little bottom-feeding fish nibble the dead skin from your feet. You really should try it, Mr. Chapo. It's one of the many under-appreciated luxuries of modernity. A luxury that shall soon disappear for all but the most deserving! Muahahaha!!!
Ah, but I reveal too much. Till we meet again, Mr. Chapo.
Why, Mr. Chapo, I'm surprised you even need to ask. Have I been gone too long? Are your witts of the game already slipping?
I chose THE DRAGON OF BUDAPEST, of course! Mah! Mahaha!
I would like to remind you, Mx. Bear, that I have all my lockphrases right here in this very trapper-keeper! No website downtime can stop GORKA! AHAHAHAHA!
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but seriously, look into password managers they're a lifesaver and make interfacing with the global computer network 60% more convenient. The upfront tedium of getting it set up is worth it.