Musk, 51, has the upper hand on Zuckerberg in terms of sheer physical size, and he has talked about being in “real hard-core street fights” when he was growing up in South Africa

Of course he has melon-musk

God we live in such a fucking absurd timeline, and we know it’s only going to get less sensible

  • jabrd [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Zucks got it in the bag. The answer to any “who would win a fight” question is always “who actually trains.” Honestly the more I think about it the more I think it would be hilarious to watch Zuck with his cold, lifeless eyes wrapping himself around Elons back like an animated realdoll out for revenge and then squeezing Musks noggin until it turns a new shade of red melon-musk