I cannot imagine having a gillion burtillion villion dollars and buying a fucking 200$ JPC plate carrier instead of hiring fucking Patagonia or ACRONYM to make you some baller super-high-tech fitted one off stealth magic PC tailored to your exact needs out of spider silk and buckyballs.
Wait that's not even a JPC. Jesus christ what do these idiots even do with all that money?
I cannot imagine having a gillion burtillion villion dollars and buying a fucking 200$ JPC plate carrier instead of hiring fucking Patagonia or ACRONYM to make you some baller super-high-tech fitted one off stealth magic PC tailored to your exact needs out of spider silk and buckyballs.
Wait that's not even a JPC. Jesus christ what do these idiots even do with all that money?
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I just realized he's probably one of those dorks who uses a plate carrier as a weight vest in order to max his "I'm going to blow out my knees" reps.
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