I think this might be Zuck's weird hobby and he's a billionaire so he's probably been training with mma fighters and like ex special forces psychos
"I'm not happy zuck is supreme overlord, but I do have to admit the throne of billionaire skulls is pretty cool"
anyway zuck is like 10 years younger and definitely spends most of his time in the gym. shirtless photos of musk show that he has a sort of barrel-shaped mass under there, but i don't think it's a lot of muscle. 5:1 odds on Zuck taking him in the first round.
Elon had a rib inserted so he would stop sucking his own dick
Not my joke I read it on here somewhere but one of the best lol
Musk got that whiskey barrel chest augmentation surgery like Crowder. Gotta smoke 50 cigars a week to maintain the barbecue smoker physique.
If i was a billionaire with no morals I'd also spend 100% of my time in the gym
I want them to punch each other at the same time and both fall over and die. Is that too much to ask?
Zuck is choking Elon out on the ground, but something snaps in Zuck's amygdala* and like a snake that has swallowed a catch too big, they can't get him to release. Elon has been dead for hours but Zuck instinctively simply can't stop squeezing the limp body at maximum pressure. The exertion causes him to have a combined heart attack and massive stroke.
edit
Cerebellum would be the more accurate region of the brain that might trigger this absurd outcome, but amygdala sounds funnier so I'm not editing the original comment
He unhinges his jaw, tries to swallow him whole. Gets musk's entire face inside his mouth and they both choke to death at the same time, lungs exchanging one another's increasingly carbonic air in a futile attempt at pulling in oxygen.
I don't know, for some reason I like the idea of Musk being slowly squeezed into jelly by an increasingly red and bulging Zuck licking his own eyes to keep them moist. It's so much funnier to me if it goes on for hours than if it's simultaneous for some reason.
I'd settle for a simultaneous double million dollar baby scenario
The slop this week. Every time I think the trough is empty, I look over and it's filled to the brim.
You hope Zuck wins because he’s less annoying
I want Zuck to win because it’ll bring our lizard people honor and fame
We are not the same
I hope they both get a brain bleed and die twitching on the mat. Best thing for everyone really.
like a knife fight. loser dies in the ring, winner dies in a helicopter crash on the way to the hospital
there are decades when it's so over
and there are weeks when we are so back
1st the orca uprising
2nd the billionaires getting turned to chunky marinara in the submarine
3rd everyone's least favorite megarich destroying each other in a cage match
I cannot imagine having a gillion burtillion villion dollars and buying a fucking 200$ JPC plate carrier instead of hiring fucking Patagonia or ACRONYM to make you some baller super-high-tech fitted one off stealth magic PC tailored to your exact needs out of spider silk and buckyballs.
Wait that's not even a JPC. Jesus christ what do these idiots even do with all that money?
I just realized he's probably one of those dorks who uses a plate carrier as a weight vest in order to max his "I'm going to blow out my knees" reps.
Yo what the fuck is that photo supposed to be lol. A selfie of him awkwardly staring in the mirror with his mouth slightly open like a fish, wearing a fucking plate-carrier for no discernible reason inside of ... somewhere, it looks like that might be a TV behind him?
Also he's apparently been into MMA for a while and I think at least trains wrestling & BJJ, so this is actually kind of pussy-ish for him to challenge a fat older guy who I don't think trains shit, but Elon sucks so I'd like to see the fight and watch Elon get taken down and fucking arm-triangled or GnP-ed or some shit in the first round, and then watch Zuck get needlessly pumped for himself up like he did something impressive.
Sucks that duelling isn't a thing anymore or you'd probably get more billionnaires straight up killing each other. It would fit in with their stupid neo-feudal lord larp too.
I would bet big zuck would absolutely shitfuck Elon. He is in so much better shape and I bet he does some sort of training. Probably some bjj or boxing.
Zucc has been obsessed with some kind of martial arts shit for the last decade or so, so yeah
Apparently He's a white belt under Dave Camarillo, who is a legit black belt under Ralph Gracie . More importantly Dave has experience training some of the best fighters on the planet. Must be nice able to just walk into AKA and be like... I would Ike the same bjj training as the former ufc hw champ.
Elon would be choked out in less the 2minutes.
Is there bad blood between these bozos that I’m not aware of? Or is this just zuck trying to prove something? Either way, I’d pay to see it. Or at least find a pirate stream. Watching either one of them get punched in the face repeatedly would be such a ray of light in the dark prison they’ve created for us. It’s exactly what the world needs right now. Please please please...
They've been throwing shade at each other for a number of years. I assume most of the uber rich hate each other and get along about as well as LoL players.
too be fair for them all hating each other they do spend time together and are all awful
Musk is purely a tech grifter while Zuckerberg has an actual product that has absolutely changed society. Both evil, but I mean id be annoyed if I was getting less clout than Musk after inventing fucking Facebook
Elon is just going to get Zuck all hyped up and then not show. The ole rug pull
There is something insane how there is a non trivial chance that Sam Hyde will somehow host an event with 2 billionaires, one of them Jewish
And chuds think Hasan is a coward for not fighting him because its a known fact that if someone challenges you to a fight you're a pussy if you dont agree to the fight. Being normal about things is pussy behavior.
ETA: They also think that he's a pussy for not fighting Bill Clinton kid... yaknow a literal child.
He's inserted himself into youtube celebrity drama. Likely as an 'ironic' pipeline. He also still makes skits and podcasts and other videos on various different accounts and platforms, and people spend money on them lol
