How will you express your death drive and waste money?

  • freezing to death at the highest point on Earth

  • being crushed to death deep under the sea

  • exploding to death on a rocket ride

  • burning to death in an electric car crash

more suggestions welcome!

  • DickFuckarelli [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Piloting personal flying toy and slamming into a mountain in order to avoid taking (slightly less private) commercial airline and sitting in First Class.

  • Alaskaball [comrade/them]A
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    1 year ago

    Helicopter and tiny bush plane.

    I'd like if we could being back some classic ones like "dying from a completely preventable disease because he wanted to do trophy hunting in the depths of the Congo" or something else rather fun and antiquated.

  • Rom [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    I feel like there are many more innovative, horrific ways to die in an underwater submersible that haven't been fully explored yet. Besides being crushed to death by the ocean, there's also:

    • Slowly running out of oxygen after the submersible gets stuck on something somewhere

    • Freezing to death after the power gets knocked out and can't be restored from the inside

    • Dying to smoke inhalation after something in the cabin ignites

    • Springing a small leak and not being able to do anything as the air leaks out of the cabin and you drown

    • Springing a major leak and watching someone get ripped in half by the pressure of the water, then drowning

    • Experiencing any of the above in a cramped tube that isn't big enough to stand in and is no bigger than a king sized bed

    Also very important for billionaires to continue bolting themselves in from the outside so they can't escape without outside assistance, that's totally a good idea that can never go hilariously wrong and they should keep doing it.

  • TheOtherwise [none/use name]
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    1 year ago

    I feel like theres a difference between the wealth of your average high altitude trekker or hiker and the billionaires who sighstsee the titanic or go to space

  • innocentlurker [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Left to languish in the emergency room waiting for understaffed hospital crew to stop your bleeding out

  • mittens [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    seizing violently from like five massive brain hemorrhages a few weeks after getting my neuralink chip installed