• TankieTanuki [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    What killed the Titan? Wokeness.

    The Titanic itself? That's right, Wokeness.

    Hindenburg? Also Wokeness.

    Chernobyl? Woke Control Rods.

    9/11? Woke Piloting.

    Bhopal? Woke Gases.

    Tacoma Narrows Bridge? Naturally, Wokeness.

    Exxon Valdez? Definitely Wokeness.

    Fukushima Daiichi? Wokeness.

    Deepwater Horizon? Believe it or not, Wokeness.