Wokeness made me dribble some pee on my jeans and my date saw it and she laughed at me and called me "pee pee pants boy"
So woke that he imploded a poorly constructed sub filled with other rich people. Thank you for your service WokeGate CEO
Wokeness! I knew it was them! Even when it was capitalist greed, I knew it was them!
No, really, I was gonna get the 4,000 meter equipment, but only the 1,300 meter stuff came with a rainbow theme. It wasn't about capitalistic greed induced corner cutting at all
last night my ENTIRE family including myself died because of WOKE carbon monoxide
Wokeness is when I'm a billionaire and in my own hubris I implode my tin can sub at the site of another famous disaster caused by billionaire hubris, and the more I do that shit yada yada
I think a sub made out of tin might have been safer than carbon fiber
Wait is freedom to not follow rules and regulations woke or not. I can't keep their arguments straight anymore
I wish "wokeness" was killing more billionaires and millionaires.I'm so SICK of these WOKE HEARTS going on strike because PATRIOTS only want to eat BURGER and drink SODA as is their GOD GIVEN RIGHT!
This is every right-winger. It's only political when it's not their politics.
Conservatives mock leftists for blaming everything on capitalism and then do this
What killed the Titan? Wokeness.
The Titanic itself? That's right, Wokeness.
Hindenburg? Also Wokeness.
Chernobyl? Woke Control Rods.
9/11? Woke Piloting.
Bhopal? Woke Gases.
Tacoma Narrows Bridge? Naturally, Wokeness.
Exxon Valdez? Definitely Wokeness.
Fukushima Daiichi? Wokeness.
Deepwater Horizon? Believe it or not, Wokeness.
Wokeness ate all of the ice cream I had in the freezer and then shit my pants, curse you wokeness
