Remember when he was caught joking about using his status to sexually assault women but still won the election? Hehe hoho haha we're being run by idiots and sex offenders
Remember when the Dem leadership decided the best way to fight a sex pest is with a sex pest of their own?
To be fair, the evidence this time around is hilariously damning, but I'm remaining completely pessimistic until they close the cell door.
If you haven't listened to the recordings yet, it's worth it just for the comedic value. He's basically like "Hi guys it's me Donald Trump, want to see some classified documents that I printed out even though I'm not supposed to? I know it's illegal for me to show you these, but I'm going to do it anyway. Hillary would have done this too, so I don't feel bad. Can someone get me some Coca Cola?"
It truly captures the absurd surrealism of the Trump era where parody no longer exists. Everything is simultaneously at the highest stakes and so dumb and hamfisted it drives you insane to think about so you just don’t.
Like he’s showing off war plans to invade Iran and in under 2 minutes he casually ticks off every legal element of a crime unprovoked and then orders cokes. The only thing missing would be him saying “and just so you understand I’m sober, and of sound mind, maybe even the soundest you’ve seen before”
It's like he's surrounded by CIA with laser sights all over him and they're having him read a script for blackmail
"My mind is the soundest, folks. The doctors couldn't believe how much sound it has, it's incredible."
Link for anyone who hasn’t heard it, it’s fucking hilarious.
