What do you get the man who has everything?
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Oh my god nothing would make him happier than being 47 and eating a big mac in the fancy dining room.
a jar of pink and red Starbursts and big gold framed portrait of
I'm just happy to have you here, you all here, but you know who's not happy? Crooked Joe Biden. Sleepy Joe! Or dementia Joe, as I call him, whatever
"Folks, it's great, homosexuality! Be as gay as you want! The left, ah the left, the democrats, they don't want you to be gay but I do. I'm gay - hell my whole family is gay!!"
"And they put model on those magazines, can you believe it? Real models! And people go 'ooh ahh, so beautiful!' of course they probably don't like me and that's okay too"
I'm going to go the route of King Frederick Wilhelm I and get him his own set of Potsdam Giants. Then he can go to everyone and talk about how he has the biggest guys. Maybe it'll start a competition between NATO and BRICS countries to see who can hold his favor by giving him the biggest guys.
Bonus points if they're more handsome than Tom Cruise.
The Trump version has different pieces, befitting of our Big Wet Boy!
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Picture of a real Trump-branded Monopoly board game, back side, highlighting the six unique player pieces. Those pieces include a "Trump ONE credit card", a stack of money, a bag of money, a stack of gambling chips, a limousine, and two cards making a Blackjack (ace of spades showing)
34 convictions for the convicted felon Cheeto Agolf Twitler DRUMPF!
Revelation that Trump's father was on the Majestic comittee that ordered the assassination of JFK. This also led to the aquisition of Mar-a-Lago. That's why he got chicken shit at releasing the rest of the files.
