Not to mention the fact that if all the money in the world was shared in equal parts between all of us, we'd all be millionaires

if the world's GDP ($100 trillion) was shared in equal parts now, we'd all only get $12,500 each

if we're going by your "global asset worth" of $1.5 trillion, then it would be $187 each. I doubt that figure for asset worth is legitimate though, it would mean that all the earth's assets are worth less than the economy of France? That can't be right lmao