Since this has been a hotly debated topic around these parts

  • Bloobish [comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    They must periodically travel to china to recieve treatments as without them they will crumble to dust, this is used to dismantle western imperialism and establish global communism while the bourgeoisie are kept leashed to their immortal lives of obedience

    • Awoo [she/her]
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      1 year ago

      It's a good plot eh? You can do it serious or you can do it totally non-serious where when the bougies come to China they get treated by Chinese women in dominatrix outfits with whips too. Flanked by tigers.