Everything is just cement, gravel and metal with some scant wood details agony-acid

  • Judge_Jury [comrade/them, he/him]
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    1 year ago

    I'm sure that somewhere in the US, parks still follow a "place for people to be" design philosophy

    But good fucking god, every new park I see lacks:

    • shade
    • seats
    • drinking water
    • aesthetic warmth, or even just anything interesting
      • Judge_Jury [comrade/them, he/him]
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        1 year ago

        angery im not jealous you're jealous

        Really though, the oldest park in my town is nice. It's got enough of all the bulletpoints, and it's usually around the right level of crowded for a park. Every "park" in town built then has been some public-private partnership nonsense that winds up looking more like a parking lot than a park

        • jack [he/him, comrade/them]M
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          1 year ago

          Yeah all the parks in my town are nice because they're old and it's a very progressive inner ring suburb

  • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    Hexbear: "We must destroy lawns"

    Capitalists: destroy the lawns

    Hexbear: "Noooo not like that"

    smh when will you loony lefties ever learn that when you ask for something to be improved somewhat, it will only make things worse. maybe-later-kiddo

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    1 year ago

    Back in my day this is all we had. You fell and busted your head open and that was on you. The pipes were all lead and all we had to eat for dinner was unseasoned chicken. This all built character and a big reason why my kids don't call me anymore grillman

    • nat_turner_overdrive [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      when I was a kid we got TBIs and we liked it

      this is not sarcastic, I assume most people my age have had TBIs like me

    • thisonethatone [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      In my day we had a big metal slide. It was seated on concrete, got scorching hot in the summer, and had minimal guardrails and we loved it dangnabbit.

  • Rojo27 [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Bringing parks into the "hostile city" loop, nice.

  • Shinji_Ikari [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    I wonder if they're planning on a bamboo garden and have 1/4'' tank armor in the ground to contain it

  • DoubleShot [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Every new park around me is either named “Veterans Memorial” or one that honors the only good cops…

  • Albanian_Lil_Pump [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    At my park, the only trees are on placed arbitrarily on the grass. If you go jogging you have to go early in the morning or late evening to avoid sunburns or the heat in general. It’s literally just a giant field of grass with some amenities (playground, dining tables) and that’s it. The trees don’t even cover the benches. It seems like if you’re poor, American architecture and urban design is just intended to make you miserable.

  • WittyProfileName2 [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    In the town I grew up in, the park was built over the corpse of a farm next to a lake. The farmhouse long since destroyed and the foundations covered by a playground. The edges of the lake are crowded by a peculiar weed that tangles around anything that falls in, this makes it harder for an adult to get back out unassisted and nigh impossible for a child to do the same.

    There are, of course, no rails around the concrete pavement that rings the lake.