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  • Cummunism [they/them, he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Depends what level they test for, which you won't know. I think you probably would be ok, but if you want to be double sure buy the fake urine like this https://urineluck.com/, then heat it up and i would use an ankle wrap thing and strap it to the inside of my thigh. I did that many times. But now that i have a better career job, they don't piss test anymore. They only piss tested me for low paying jobs. Fucking hysterical.

  • Sphere [he/him, they/them]
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    1 year ago

    That's gonna depend on a number of factors, like how much body fat you have, how much you've exercised since, etc. If you take creatine for the next few whiles in advance of a test and take some B vitamins with a decent amount of water (32 fl oz or so) 1-2 hrs before the test, you can dilute your urine down to a passing level while maintaining the yellow color and biomarkers (creatine, mainly) that they check for to try to catch diluters.

  • MedicareForSome [none/use name]
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    1 year ago

    Probably not but it's possible. Depends on body fat percentage, activity level, etc. It's stored in body fat so the less overall bodyfat and the more turnover from exercise, the better.

  • booty [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    It could. If you expect a piss test within the next week or two get to drinking and pissing a lot. And working out ideally.

  • Egg1917 [she/her, comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    Maybe. Could buy a bottle of that artificial urine for like $40. Comes with a handwarmer to pass the temperature test too

  • DiltoGeggins [none/use name]
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    1 year ago

    I'm not an expert, but according to this site, webMD, you should be ok. https://www.webmd.com/mental-health/addiction/what-to-know-about-how-long-marijuana-stays-in-your-system

    quoted from the site:

    Due to the many factors affecting how long weed stays in your body, detection times vary. Here are the average detection times:

    • Urine: three to seven days
    • Blood: three hours to two days
    • Saliva: one to three days
    • Hair: 30 to 90 days

    edit: again, not anywhere near to being an expert (because I've only ever been tested once, and they threw away the sample, because there was no way I was clean, but they came back and said I was clean. I was waiting for the old, "Dear Dilto, you're not worthy to work for BigHugeCorp, thanks for your interest, though! :) " ) anyways, I have to wonder if the strength of the weed is gonna have an influence too? If you're smokin that sweet Moroccan hash for example, that might stay with you longer than the ditchweed we used to get back when I used to smoke(?)

  • GorbinOutOverHere [comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    Nobody can tell you for sure and it depends on the sensitivity of the test but you are probably fine, probably.

  • macabrett
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    1 year ago

    You'll probably be okay. In the past, I've ordered piss tests online to ease my troubled mind.