Look, you're going to eat my hair occasionally and if you want to win political power amongst the mouth-breathing, hair-shedding populace you're going to have to accept that fact. It's just too much work and too ostracizing to wear hair nets in 2023. I can't handle the looks I get when I have to wear the hair net, and especially the beard net, both at work and in public. Nobody else at work is wearing them either, so what's the point if the customer's eating my hair or somebody else's? And soon enough they'll probably and hopefully develop some kind gene therapy that slows hair growth and aging so much that we won't even be losing hair anymore and no one will have to worry about it happening again. So until them I'm not going to wear a hair net and you're a tankie-loser if you think I should.

  • Alaskaball [comrade/them]A
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    1 year ago

    Can't be bothered to not sneeze on your food anymore, leftists need to accept the working class is tired of stifling their bodily functions

    Look, you're going to eat my snot occasionally and if you want to win political power amongst the mouth-breathing, snot-rocketinf populace you're going to have to accept that fact. It's just too much work and too ostracizing to use a tissue in 2023. I can't handle the looks I get when I have to blow my nose, and especially wash snot off my hands, both at work and in public. Nobody else at work is doing it either, so what's the point if the customer's eating my boogers or somebody else's? And soon enough they'll probably and hopefully develop some kind gene therapy that slows mucus and histamine production so much that we won't even be making booger bubbles anymore and no one will have to worry about it happening again. So until them I'm not going to cover my nose and you're a tankie-loser if you think I should.

  • NPa [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    gloves are less cleanly than washed hands, stop using gloves, they are just a plot by big latex to fill the mariana's trench with bouncy rubber so james cameron can finally be slowed down a little

    • NPa [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      for real tho stop using gloves in food service, they are not sterile and they give you a false sense of security that often leads to cross-contamination. just wash ur dang hands

      • keepcarrot [she/her]
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        1 year ago

        When I was a dishwasher, I assumed the gloves were for keeping my hands drier and less cut up than if I was handling knives and steel wool in hot steamy water for 4 hours straight, not for any bacterial reason

  • regul [any]
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    1 year ago

    If you go to a taco truck and the person is not wearing a hat or hair net, do you not eat the food?

    Doing a bad job of making your position sound not weird.

    • FuckYourselfEndless [ze/hir]
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      1 year ago

      I'm saying we can't live in fear of eating hair anymore. I've probably ate hair once or twice the past year (possibly more but didn't experience any symptoms of hair eating). And the first time it was awful, but every subsequent time it seems like it's getting less bad. Leftoids might read some story about a person choking on a hair, but we can't let that get in the way of my desire to not be too bothered by my choices.

      • regul [any]
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        1 year ago

        a person choking on a hair

        Is this why you think hair coverings are required? Because hair is a choking hazard?