Look, you're going to eat my hair occasionally and if you want to win political power amongst the mouth-breathing, hair-shedding populace you're going to have to accept that fact. It's just too much work and too ostracizing to wear hair nets in 2023. I can't handle the looks I get when I have to wear the hair net, and especially the beard net, both at work and in public. Nobody else at work is wearing them either, so what's the point if the customer's eating my hair or somebody else's? And soon enough they'll probably and hopefully develop some kind gene therapy that slows hair growth and aging so much that we won't even be losing hair anymore and no one will have to worry about it happening again. So until them I'm not going to wear a hair net and you're a tankie-loser if you think I should.
Can't be bothered to not sneeze on your food anymore, leftists need to accept the working class is tired of stifling their bodily functions
Look, you're going to eat my snot occasionally and if you want to win political power amongst the mouth-breathing, snot-rocketinf populace you're going to have to accept that fact. It's just too much work and too ostracizing to use a tissue in 2023. I can't handle the looks I get when I have to blow my nose, and especially wash snot off my hands, both at work and in public. Nobody else at work is doing it either, so what's the point if the customer's eating my boogers or somebody else's? And soon enough they'll probably and hopefully develop some kind gene therapy that slows mucus and histamine production so much that we won't even be making booger bubbles anymore and no one will have to worry about it happening again. So until them I'm not going to cover my nose and you're a tankie-loser if you think I should.