how tf do i call out of work. i never do this shit and i'm always terrified of doing it. i hate my job and would much rather do the thing with my friends tomorrow but i'm a terrible liar and have a deep seated need to be seen as doing good, even by my fucking b*ss. does anyone have any tips for how to do it?
Developing hypochondria can make you convince others by convincing yourself!
As far as useful tips, afraid not. You kinda just have to call up and say you feel sick or whatever. Don't fake cough unless you're good at it, people can tell.