I was pacing around avoiding work today and all I was wearing was a t-shirt. I work remote on Fridays and I had no Zoom meetings so I was going full commando. As I aimlessly wandered from one room to the next, I bent over to grab something off the floor and all of a sudden I felt whiskers in between my butt cheeks. My cat had stuck her whole face right on up my butt. It caught me by surprise and I sort of clenched and grabbed her nose with my butt cheeks a little.