Print out the ADA, wrap it up as tight as you can, put some tape around it, and if anyone tells you that you can't have beverages beat them with it until they stop complaining.
Seriously though there are endless variations of pouches that are flat and can hide under stuff, pouches that fit in your bra, all kinds of stuff.
Or just bring pure distilled rocket flu/moonshine/everclear. An ounce of 180-200 proof distilled ethanol will get you good to go and you should be able to hide 1 oz of liquid just about anywhere. Just mix it with plenty of soda or something. And be really fucking careful about your measurements. Think about how drunk you get from 1oz of Vodka. 1oz of everclear is around 2.5 shots of vodka. If you're not careful with the stuff it will fucking annihilate you. It is literal fuel for literal rockets. It is "We started drinking on Friday and woke up on tuesday in another time zone with no wallet, no pants, and no idea how we got there".
Print out the ADA, wrap it up as tight as you can, put some tape around it, and if anyone tells you that you can't have beverages beat them with it until they stop complaining.
Seriously though there are endless variations of pouches that are flat and can hide under stuff, pouches that fit in your bra, all kinds of stuff.
Or just bring pure distilled rocket flu/moonshine/everclear. An ounce of 180-200 proof distilled ethanol will get you good to go and you should be able to hide 1 oz of liquid just about anywhere. Just mix it with plenty of soda or something. And be really fucking careful about your measurements. Think about how drunk you get from 1oz of Vodka. 1oz of everclear is around 2.5 shots of vodka. If you're not careful with the stuff it will fucking annihilate you. It is literal fuel for literal rockets. It is "We started drinking on Friday and woke up on tuesday in another time zone with no wallet, no pants, and no idea how we got there".