I'm an alcoholic that will drink stuff that's barely better than rubbing alcohol and Sunny D Vodka still sounds fucking disgusting. You have any idea how much it takes for me to not want alcohol? Seriously I could be ready to relapse right now, and I still wouldn't take one of those things for free. No I haven't tried one and I don't plan on it. Fucking Vodka in Sunny D? That's barely even high school shit, that's a middle schooler's idea of a cocktail, it sounds like something Rusty Venture would drink
Am I just being old, or am I right for thinking this is objectively fucking disgusting?
At this point I can't tell if being an emotional child at (just short of) 30 is something years of passive aggressive OpEds about younger millennials foisted upon me or if it just came naturally. Nothing ever fucking changes around here, me included. I was an absolute mark for ever having faith in any of this shit