hop in a pool suspended five stories above another pool on the deck of a ship that looks like the result of a mad scientist hybridizing the genes of an airport duty free terminal, a private athletic club, a five-over-one and the Evergreen Ever Given (with just a splash of Six Flags for flavor)
David Foster Wallace has a great piece of writing about cruise ships. Very funny:
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://harpers.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/HarpersMagazine-1996-01-0007859.pdf&ved=2ahUKEwiWyITorIWAAxVB_7sIHRYhCHMQFnoECA4QAQ&usg=AOvVaw0IJhBZxa242O0XhWNZutYo
An article full of incredible lines.
just a really funny footnote from within the article that stand alone well enough:
he was a lib, but he was one of a kind.