• mkultrawide [any]
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    3 months ago

    This is a propaganda post from Big Ambulance, trying to increase the number of people who have to get taken to the hospital after slipping in the bathroom

    • ryepunk [he/him]
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      3 months ago

      It's also incredibly ageist. My old body cannot withstand the centripetal force of spinning that fast. You'll turn my brain into jelly and break my hip!

  • 7bicycles [he/him]
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    3 months ago

    true bourgeoisie decadence is having all that energy to exert left over. might aswell just roll around on your lawn you fat cat. true proles dry themselves off with 20 yards of linen