My feet hurt. I wore this stupid costume for nothing. I want to go home and stream from the office supply closet I turned into a secret bunker situation room.

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    I can't get over his child in a sailor suit routine. It's like he's a lame version of gaddafi-stern . Either commit fully to the bit and wear a sniper ghillie suit or dress like a normal person.

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      1 year ago

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    • Farman [any]
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      1 year ago

      Fuck dressing like a normal person i dress like a hobo, because i cant be bothered to buy new shirts. So they are all full of holes and i have to wear several at a time. The pants somehow are ok after 20 years. But if i were president i would dress like gandalf. But in brugyndy with pink highligths.

      • happybadger [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        I'd do what Zelenskyy is doing but dress as a pilot. Wear the helmet everywhere and address people as wingmate in solidarity with the air force.

        • Farman [any]
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          1 year ago

          Thats fine too. If you are doing a bit comit to it.

          • happybadger [he/him]
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            1 year ago

            Maybe carry around a cool model of the kind of plane I'd fly to save my country if I knew how to fly a plane. I could show people and say pilots dress just like me.

            • Farman [any]
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              1 year ago

              Better yet; print those paper plane modes from old checz magazines and hand them out.

              • happybadger [he/him]
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                1 year ago

                That'd scare Vladimir Shithitler. I'd know all the plane facts if I read about them and he'd know I could 1v1 him any day in a plane fight.