• Poogona [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    My gen ed econ class: "Let's watch this John Stossel video about how the government lost one million dollars last year."

    My animal biology courses: "Check out this weird creature and its fucked up dick!"

    • KobaCumTribute [she/her]
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      1 year ago

      My intro to business law class: wojak-nooo "Anyone who leaves the room for any reason is automatically failed! Now let me rant for a half an hour about how the Duke lacrosse scandal was a partisan conspiracy against white people!"

      The intro to chemistry class I took instead: sicko-yes "Alright so today we're gonna talk about exothermic reactions, and I've got a video for this. [puts on a fucking camcorder video of him setting off bombs in the woods]"

      • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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        1 year ago

        There are two kinds of chemistry teachers, and one of them is wanted by the FBI for teaching 8 year olds how to make Semtex.

      • Poogona [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        Hell yeah, I regret assuming chemistry majors were all poindexters. Just like how everyone assumes you're pre-med if you tell them you're a biology major. I probably missed out on some fun friendships with budding tf2 demomen

      • Nakoichi [they/them]
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        1 year ago

        My zoology professor was very pro eco-terrorism and had us read Kropotkin's Mutual Aid a Factor of Evolution as part of the curriculum