She Steals Surfboards by the Seashore. She’s a Sea Otter.
www.nytimes.com
California wildlife officials are hoping to apprehend a 5-year-old sea otter, who has a knack for riding the waves after committing longboard larceny.

"A Sea Otter is Stealing Surfboards near Santa Cruz, California"

I hope Otter 841 can get in contact with her fellow human harassers, the orcas, and they start some kind of cross-species hijinks collective.

Archive link: https://archive.is/STWmJ

  • posthexbearposting [they/them]
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    1 year ago

    Fuck you for having a hobby with no carbon emissions I guess. Surfing is basically a free hobby that harms nobody. It's one of the few out there that's accessible to the working class.