CliffordBigRedDog [he/him] to memes • 1 year agoJust to add to the age gap discoursemessage-squaremessage-square96 fedilinkarrow-up148file-text
arrow-up148message-squareJust to add to the age gap discourseCliffordBigRedDog [he/him] to memes • 1 year agomessage-square96 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareCliffordBigRedDog [he/him]hexagonhexbear26·1 year agoBut everytime anyone has sex, one of them will be going to jail link
minus-squareTerminalEncounter [she/her]hexbear14·1 year agoWe can do some wacky relativity hijinx by having people take turns flying at relativistic speeds so the other party ages faster. "Why your honor, how could I be younger than my partner when I am clearly 55 and they are a mere 23." And then they charge the other person, have them age up and then they can't book ya for double jeopardy. It's the perfect plan link
minus-squareAcidSmiley [she/her]hexbear12·1 year agoNot if you beat the system by having sex with somebody exactly the same age as you and both got to jail link
But everytime anyone has sex, one of them will be going to jail
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We can do some wacky relativity hijinx by having people take turns flying at relativistic speeds so the other party ages faster.
"Why your honor, how could I be younger than my partner when I am clearly 55 and they are a mere 23."
And then they charge the other person, have them age up and then they can't book ya for double jeopardy.
It's the perfect plan
Not if you beat the system by having sex with somebody exactly the same age as you and both got to jail