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  • DefinitelyNotAPhone [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Morgoth making an alliance with the personification of hunger, fucking around: "haha yes! Yes!"

    Morgoth getting eaten by said spider two hours later, screaming for his Balrogs to come earn their keep, finding out: "haha this sucks"

    • Retrosound [none/use name]
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      1 year ago

      The killing of the Two Trees would make an awesome movie, all by itself.

      You'd have to get a humdinger of an actor to play Morgoth, like Heath Ledger in Joker, and some good CGI for Shelob, but it would be the most bad-ass evil move ever. Lots of inspiring heavy metal music. Gentle people would be leaving the movie in tears.