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  • SoylentSnake [he/him, they/them]
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    1 year ago

    um excuse me sir but I will have you know that I look like a spritely boy-prince and will not accept this slander (finna look like current Chomsky when I hit mid-30s tho can't cap)

    • JuryNullification [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Quit nicotine, don’t drink as much, moisturize your face, wear sunscreen. That will give you your best face for the longest.

      • SoylentSnake [he/him, they/them]
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        1 year ago

        This is all good advice and I fortunately don't smoke cigs but I'm afraid my Twink Death Arc is not stoppable, don't ask me how I know I just feel it in my bones.

        • JuryNullification [he/him]
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          1 year ago

          Oh, yeah, twink death is unstoppable, but you can delay the end of The Last Crusade scene a while longer.