What could it be???

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    he got one of those giant 1200 calorie muffins with choc chips and took it into the shitter to eat on the toilet during his morning grumpy dumpy.

    he came out with crumbs and melted choc all over his face and hands, licking his fingers, clearly without having washed his hands.