What could it be???
Not joking around but we all did that a time or two as kids right?
Like its food grade edible and still had a lot of good muffin bits on it
When it says 'classmates', it means when he was going through Harvard Law
And he did it to every muffin
My guess is a diversion to get reporters to focus on something enticingly weird and mysterious but innocuously named and ultimately fictitious, instead of real scandals. 50/50 chance they make up something they think will sound folksy and endearing but it comes across a clear lie.
That or it's something like DeSantis throwing a tantrum and crying/physically assaulting a staffer because someone brought him the wrong flavor of muffin or some shit.
Like the Jolly Rancher incident, but with bran involved.
Yeah... If you read the Twitter thread it's most likely definitely a joke. 😢
Ron Desantis drops out due to the media uncovering his ties to the Muffin Man
Meatball Marianna Ron looks like a muffin without his shirt on. It's disgusting and disrespectful to this great nation. His nasty belly flab spilling over his jeans and his nipple unceremoniously sticking out. Very rude.
he got one of those giant 1200 calorie muffins with choc chips and took it into the shitter to eat on the toilet during his morning grumpy dumpy.
he came out with crumbs and melted choc all over his face and hands, licking his fingers, clearly without having washed his hands.
He probably ate a muffin like he eats pudding. He stuck three fingers in there and his classmates could only watch in disgust
