Italians are so cucked by the ruling class that they can't enjoy a combination of sweet and salty and acidic flavors. Apparently it's very important in their culture to pretend to be mature consumers whose lives are happily controlled by bourgeois virtues. I think the real "abomination" here is people who are reducing their aesthetic taste by narrowing humanity's wide and expansive culinary palate, just to strengthen the brand for their fascist ideals of national foods https://reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/8gbqwl/what_is_the_best_two_topping_pizza_combination/dyasmg8/
We also have a resturant chain in Canada called Boston Pizza, which is just a sports bar that serves garbage tier pizza including very shitty Hawaiian pizza. There's one of these monstrosities in every city and town I've visited in Canada. They have a few locations in the US but curiously not in Boston, probably becuase they would rightly burn it down for stealing Boston Valor.