Italians are so cucked by the ruling class that they can't enjoy a combination of sweet and salty and acidic flavors. Apparently it's very important in their culture to pretend to be mature consumers whose lives are happily controlled by bourgeois virtues. I think the real "abomination" here is people who are reducing their aesthetic taste by narrowing humanity's wide and expansive culinary palate, just to strengthen the brand for their fascist ideals of national foods https://reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/8gbqwl/what_is_the_best_two_topping_pizza_combination/dyasmg8/
People who fight about the type of toppings that can go on a pizza are insufferable dorks. The only pizza-topping issue that is at all important is not putting on so many toppings that the pizza doesn't fully cook as a result. No one wants a soggy undercooked crust.
pineapple is a thought terminating cliche
It's also a taste-bud terminating meat tenderizer.