https://nitter.net/waynesutton/status/1683563753898668032

  • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]
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    1 year ago

    I just can't imagine anyone this stupid. Like it's gotta be in preparation for a bailout or bankruptcy or something. Right? RIGHT?

    Really looking forward to people clicking on X links and accidentally closing out window and tabs.

  • culpritus [any]
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    1 year ago

    melon-musk

    I bought the bird site to save face, but the site keeps showing everyone my own ass! Why did I spend billions to own the record of my own failures again?

  • Hoyt [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    What I look for in a bank is that it refuses to pay its rent on things like buildings and hosting contracts. That means they'll keep my money extra safe instead of spending it on foolish things like keeping continuing to be a bank.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      I look for a bank where the official legal team is one intern that responds to everything with a dae le poop emoji.

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Imagine if someone poor, or perish the thought, us-foreign-policy broke the law like this.

    /r/JusticeServed and related chud subs would be shooting thick ropes over the police response until it looked the epilogue scene in Ghostbusters after Mr. Stay-Puft exploded.