Kind of low-hanging fruit, since it's the cursed orange website, and even they will soon vote it down to the negatives, but it was such a fresh flavor of unhinged that I had to share it.
Full text: (in response to "Per capita CO₂ emissions Over Time")
Let's count trees per capita.
Planting more trees is commonly regarded by leftists/communists/morons and "science" people (that don't know a method from a hole in the ground) as a dumbass solution.
If you want to reduce carbon dioxide in the air, it's simple. Plant more. Why dipshits from the left are against planting trees and carbon sinks shows me they only care about politics.
Yes, but now you're factory farming trees and requiring petrolium fertilizilers to counter the long-term soil depletion and runoff from planned deforestation events.
There's lots of good reasons to (re)plant forests to help slow climate change, but carbon storage is mostly a nice side bonus.