Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name] to news • 12 days agoMy pp is plastic.imagemessage-square44 fedilinkarrow-up1100file-text
arrow-up1100imageMy pp is plastic.Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name] to news • 12 days agomessage-square44 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
https://www.cnn.com/2024/06/19/health/microplastics-human-penises-study-scli-intl-scn-wellness/index.html
minus-squarefubarx@lemmy.mlhexbear23·12 days agoHow long before they just cut out the middle-men and 3D print you an attachable penis at puberty? Appstore for penises. Calling it now. linkfedilink
minus-squareBreath_Of_The_Snake [they/them, comrade/them]Mhexbear12·12 days agoUh, you can’t feel sensation through plastic. It’ll never take off. link
minus-squareProgrammer Belch@lemmy.dbzer0.comhexbear8·12 days agoJust connect it to the prostate and take it off for going to the bathroom linkfedilink
minus-squareBreath_Of_The_Snake [they/them, comrade/them]Mhexbear4·12 days agoBud, those are totally different feelings. Not substitutes. link
minus-squareProgrammer Belch@lemmy.dbzer0.comhexbear1·12 days agoYou can't have it all with a substitute and at least it lets you have some feeling. linkfedilink
minus-squareBreath_Of_The_Snake [they/them, comrade/them]Mhexbear3·12 days agoA totally different statement, but also one I can agree with. link
minus-squareQuillcrestFalconer [he/him]hexbear7·12 days agoIf you stop paying your dick app subscription you won't be able to get hard anymore link
How long before they just cut out the middle-men and 3D print you an attachable penis at puberty?
Appstore for penises. Calling it now.
Uh, you can’t feel sensation through plastic. It’ll never take off.
Just connect it to the prostate and take it off for going to the bathroom
Bud, those are totally different feelings. Not substitutes.
You can't have it all with a substitute and at least it lets you have some feeling.
A totally different statement, but also one I can agree with.
No that's not a good idea
If you stop paying your dick app subscription you won't be able to get hard anymore