https://twitter.com/PopBase/status/1684254204091564039

How are like half of these even going to work. UNO movie? Magic 8 Ball movie? Viewmaster movie? How are you going to differentiate Hotwheels and Matchbox? Are they going to make a the Barnie movie for GROWNUPS? Wtf is Major Matt Mason? Why do Mattel own Wishbone? Who's goddamn idea was this.

(Kinda excited for a Masters of the Universe movie though not going to lie)

  • oregoncom [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Barbie Movie - Barbie declares unequivocal support for the 9 dash line

    Barnie Movie - Barnie declares Aksai Chin Chinese territory.

    Hotwheels movie - Hotwheels cars drive through the Galwan River valley to further the LAC

    Magic 8 Ball Movie - The Magic 8 Ball declares South Korea an illegitimate colonial puppet and asserts North Korea as the only sovereign state on the Korean Peninsula

    Uno Movie - Every Uno card on the planet gains sentience and issues support for the Wa State and the right of the Wa in Myanmar for national self determination.

    For anyone confused look up "vietnam barbie ban" lmao.