• Adkml [he/him]
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      5 months ago

      "It's even funnier the second time"

      Honestly think we might be onto something here.

      Just sell an annual trip to the center of the earth for 2 billion dollars.

      It's just a tube that goes straight down for 2000'. Well slowly (and then at a rapidly increasing rate) grt rid of everybody who thinks they're too rich for negative consequences to apply to them.

  • SexUnderSocialism [she/her]
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    5 months ago

    I'm liking this new annual tradition of rich people donating their bodies to feed marine life via voluntary deep sea implosions. sicko-flipped

  • Rom [he/him]
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    5 months ago

    Blue Marble Exploration’s website says: “Locals believe that Dean’s is a portal to hell and the Devil himself lurks in the black depths."

    Mr Söhnlein, who also believes he can “safely” send humans to Venus

    This is already shaping up to be extremely funny

  • Adkml [he/him]
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    5 months ago

    The billionaires yearn for the icy black void.

  • ComRed2 [any]
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    5 months ago

    Comrade pressure, we once again call on you for your help.

    • smb@lemmy.ml
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      5 months ago

      no, its actually "Major Pressure" who's ruling down there.

      edit: he got promoted for his success a year ago or so ;-)

  • Owl [he/him]
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    5 months ago

    Are they taking volunteers?

    Not me, but I can think of people I'd volunteer.

  • addie@feddit.uk
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    5 months ago

    I think we owe it to the billionaires to let them have the inaugural ride; they've done so much for us.

  • Mokey [none/use name]
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    5 months ago

    imagine being the fish who gets to eat their dead body guts

    shit must be so cash