i've been skimming the r/UFO megathread about the grusch hearing, and holy shit—americans are taking this shit seriously???

here's a summary provided by some reddit users:

  • Gaetz saw a previously unmentioned UAP (a leaker reached out to him, unknown individuals tried to prevent his access to the information)

  • A UAP has injuried someone(s) trying to reverse engineer it

  • Both humans and UAPs have harmed human witnesses

  • One of our pilots mentioned a previously unmentioned UAP hovering at a work, pilot got within 50 feet (black cube in clear sphere model)

  • A football field-sized red cube UAP

  • Grusch's wife and Grusch saw something that terrified them

  • The gov has communicated with them

  • Corporations are on secret bankrolls that congress clearly isn't aware of to work on this

  • They are top secret classification and committee members who should have access don't and are unaware of the projects

  • Biological material has been retrieved

  • Grusch has seen the vehicles but not the entities

lol. lmao, even

  • GenderIsOpSec [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    are the aliens gonna help me pay the bills? are they gonna get me the hrt that i need? are they gonna sink terf-island? No? well they can fuck off then, i could not care less.

    • Sasuke [comrade/them]
      hexagon
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      edit-2
      1 year ago

      well, according to the intellectuals of reddit, they're here to save our planet from global warming and/or nuclear war. so maybe if you ask them nicely?

    • SerLava [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Yeah probably not, but god we really gotta ask them about that terf island thing