Alright, you miserable shit stains, let me tell you about the infested swamp of Florida and its charming little quirk: Leprosy! That's right, folks, Florida not only houses the most moronic tourists this side of the galaxy, but it's also the breeding ground for one-fifth of the leprosy cases in the whole god damn country. I mean, seriously, what the fuck is going on down there? Is leprosy the new fucking Disney attraction? Are Mickey Mouse and Goofy giving out leprosy-infested hugs to unsuspecting visitors? It wouldn't surprise me, considering the sorry state of affairs in that damp cesspool of a state. Florida, with its sweltering heat, roller coasters, and infectious diseases, is like a game of Russian Roulette with a side of gonorrhea. So, if you're looking for the perfect vacation spot with a little extra "flesh-falling-off-your-bones" action, head on down to Florida, where the leprosy rates are as high as the IQ of its elected officials. What a fucking jackpot!
Alright, you miserable shit stains, let me tell you about the infested swamp of Florida and its charming little quirk: Leprosy! That's right, folks, Florida not only houses the most moronic tourists this side of the galaxy, but it's also the breeding ground for one-fifth of the leprosy cases in the whole god damn country. I mean, seriously, what the fuck is going on down there? Is leprosy the new fucking Disney attraction? Are Mickey Mouse and Goofy giving out leprosy-infested hugs to unsuspecting visitors? It wouldn't surprise me, considering the sorry state of affairs in that damp cesspool of a state. Florida, with its sweltering heat, roller coasters, and infectious diseases, is like a game of Russian Roulette with a side of gonorrhea. So, if you're looking for the perfect vacation spot with a little extra "flesh-falling-off-your-bones" action, head on down to Florida, where the leprosy rates are as high as the IQ of its elected officials. What a fucking jackpot!