Did not have this on my list of diseases that would take over the rotting husk of America
At this point, you'd be better off starting with a list of all of them.
Nearly 70% of these new cases were reported in Florida, California, Louisiana, Hawaii, New York and Texas
Oh, so where the people live. Hawaii is the weird one here, Florida and Texas have lots of people and lots of armadillos, it’s just math.
I wonder if Hawaii being the site of historic leper colony has anything to do with it
Oh yeah that would do it I didn’t know that Jesus Christ
that looks more like it's partially hot climate than just population
Swear to god the groundwater of the entire South-Eastern US is contaminated. Got the blight in it. At night it shines with a color out space & human comprehension and tastes faintly of cinnamon and copper. Very heavily mineralized too. =(
I have a feeling that the "Christians" in Florida are not going to be caring Leapers.
God has brought back biblical plagues to punish the sins of Florida
Alright, you miserable shit stains, let me tell you about the infested swamp of Florida and its charming little quirk: Leprosy! That's right, folks, Florida not only houses the most moronic tourists this side of the galaxy, but it's also the breeding ground for one-fifth of the leprosy cases in the whole god damn country. I mean, seriously, what the fuck is going on down there? Is leprosy the new fucking Disney attraction? Are Mickey Mouse and Goofy giving out leprosy-infested hugs to unsuspecting visitors? It wouldn't surprise me, considering the sorry state of affairs in that damp cesspool of a state. Florida, with its sweltering heat, roller coasters, and infectious diseases, is like a game of Russian Roulette with a side of gonorrhea. So, if you're looking for the perfect vacation spot with a little extra "flesh-falling-off-your-bones" action, head on down to Florida, where the leprosy rates are as high as the IQ of its elected officials. What a fucking jackpot!
