I will never forgive Nintendo for not having the balls to add massive balls to Mario's Tanooki suit

Beanis [none/use name] · 6 months ago

Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem] · 6 months ago

Add them yourself

Beanis [none/use name] · 6 months ago

Could be how he flies with it too.

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LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them] · 6 months ago

Golden Tanuki Suit Mario upgrades to a helicopter dick that gives him a boost like Dixie Kong in DKC Returns

roux [he/him, they/them] · edit-2 6 months ago

I did it all for Tanooki

(Come on) Tanooki

(Come on) so you can take that cookie

And stick it up your (yeah)

comrade_pibb [comrade/them] · 6 months ago

Artist rendering:

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PKMKII [none/use name] · 6 months ago

Virgin Mario: “Noooo we can’t give the tanooki suit balls that would hurt our pwecious family-friendly image!”

Chad Animal Crossing: “Damn right we’ve got cock and balls!”

tombruzzo [none/use name] · 6 months ago

Collecting coins should make them bigger