one time in like year 4 i was laughing at the word sewerage and some girl got me in trouble because she thought i was looking up sex

  • Othello [comrade/them, love/loves]
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    11 months ago

    how did you know? jk when i was a grounded my parents took away my fiction books, so I read a lot of dictionaries and encyclopedias. then my parent would make fun of me for using big words or knowing things about other cultures and god forbid other religions.

  • Elon_Musk [none/use name]
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    11 months ago

    No, we read the Guiness book or world records looking for sexo and put swear words into the handheld spellcheckers.

  • Vampire [any]
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    11 months ago

    https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/English_disease

  • huf [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    no, ew, i was never such a loser back then.

    i'm the ADULT who reads dictionaries for fun and then I TELL EVERYONE AROUND ME ABOUT IT.

  • PeludoPorFavor [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    i was a repressed christian, so I would look up sex things in the dictionary, cuz my jesus books were certainly not teaching me anything.

  • Evilsandwichman [none/use name]
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    11 months ago

    Um....yes. It was fun learning new words and concepts/things and certainly helped expand my vocabulary by a lot.

  • WittyProfileName2 [she/her]
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    11 months ago

    No, but I did get detention for interweaving the pages of a bunch of French-English dictionaries while a teacher was arguing with another student.

  • FumpyAer [any, comrade/them]
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    11 months ago

    I got in trouble for laughing at the phrase "flying buttresses." Now, over 2 decades later, I maintain that it is still funny.

  • SuperZutsuki [they/them, any]
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    11 months ago

    I spent most of my time in the library going on Wikipedia binges and using the printer to print out my favorite articles

    • Abracadaniel [he/him]
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      11 months ago

      Man if only we had wikipedia when I was a kid. Instead I scoured Microsoft Encarta lol. It even had a collection of "street view" style panoramas from around the world! I was so fucking insufferable, thought I was so godamm smart cause I basically memorized the science section by like grade 4.