smuglord

  • ThisMachinePostsHog [they/them, he/him]
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    5 months ago

    This reminds me of the time that I encountered one of my cousins whom I hadn't talked to in 10 years at a family event. When he asked me what I had been up to, I told him that I was really into the Tropico series, and how I've been building a little communist island society and was having a lot of fun. His first response was, "Oh cool, so you have bread lines, secret police, and all of your citizens are poor af?" pain

    • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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      5 months ago

      "No actually I decided to kill 1% of my population and cripple another 5% because the alternative was wearing a mask at Applebees"