• edge [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    I'm pretty sure big spicy rocks are a different kind of power generation.

    • Dyno [he/him]
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      1 year ago
      • Skip town ASAP
      • With your hard-earned dollars, hire a ragtag group of cutthroats and mercenaries
      • Break into nuclear waste repository
      • Steal spicy rocks
      • Place spicy rock on a pedestal in new town square
      • Place inconspicuous sheet of lead between your podium and the spicy rock
      • Make a grand speech to a crowd about how you have "mastered the divine energies of the Earth", and, with a dramatic flourish ("Behold!"), gesture for the crowd to touch the spicy rock
      • Marvel as the crowd gasps at the pleasant and unexpected heat of the spicy rock
      • Sell your wisdom to the excited and awed crowd in the form of your snake oil 2.0 exclusive guide "Gathering the Godly Greatness of Gaia" for $200 a pop