• EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]M
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    11 months ago

    That's basically just an array of panels, an inverter, and a battery... Anyone can design that in 5 minutes. This seems like the kind of thing I would have posted as a very smug small child and would have stress nightmares about randomly.

    • happybadger [he/him]
      hexagon
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      11 months ago

      but what if the panels were upside down? that's just an idea i had without even thinkin about it

    • edge [he/him]
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      11 months ago

      How do you make the panels though?

      • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]M
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        11 months ago

        I mean, you can just put a shitload of PV cells onto a pane of glass and wire them together. Or you can just buy panels, which'll be better and cheaper.

        • edge [he/him]
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          11 months ago

          How do you make a PV cell though? "Design a solar power generator" to me sounds like it would include creating the PV cells, since they're the part that actually turns sunlight into electricity.

          • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]M
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            11 months ago

            Nah, these type of people never think that deeply about stuff, and nobody who does would claim they could redesign the wheel in 5 minutes. This person probably hasn't even really thought about our researched solar generators to any significant depth, they're just trying to sound smart to justify their misanthropic behaviour. Being a jerk is much cooler if you're a gigagenius, so they want to act like the Sigma male badass science genius they dream of being.

  • turgidanklebrace [none/use name]
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    11 months ago

    Turning poor social skills into a self-aggrandizing brag.

    I also don't want to hear about the poodle, but I have an amazing ability to moderate my own preferences to encompass the needs of others.

  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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    11 months ago

    Truly intelligent people are curious. Curious minds understand that nothing is simple, and that something as seemingly mundane as a poodle is actually a series of complex systems and biological history spanning billions of years.

    • BeamBrain [he/him]
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      11 months ago

      Nothing is ever as easy as you think it is. I'm a software engineer, and everyone in my field has had a moment where they thought "this is a really simple thing I can do in 10 minutes" only to find themselves hours later scratching their head and switching between a dozen StackOverflow tabs

      • CannotSleep420
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        11 months ago

        We don't do things because they are easy; we do things because we think they will be easy.

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      11 months ago

      Truly intelligent people are curious.

      Intelligence isn't a one-dimensional attribute, though. People can exhibit talents for pattern recognition and deep reasoning without being enthralled by gossip. People can have a compulsion to tinker without ever meaningfully improving their objects of obsession.

      A poodle might be socially or biologically complex, but daily conversations about the poodle won't necessarily reveal any of that complexity. In the same vein, once you've built one solar generator, you've built them all. Simplicity in these system is one of their major appeals. You don't need a 6 hour long WTYP episode to explain why your solar rig isn't working or why the neighbor's poodle shat in your yard again. The explanations tend to be pretty straightforward.

  • BeamBrain [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    Where do correct ideas come from? Do they drop from the skies? No. Are they innate in the mind? No. They come from social practice, and from it alone; they come from three kinds of social practice, the struggle for production, the class struggle and scientific experiment. It is man’s social being that determines his thinking. Once the correct ideas characteristic of the advanced class are grasped by the masses, these ideas turn into a material force which changes society and changes the world. In their social practice, men engage in various kinds of struggle and gain rich experience, both from their successes and from their failures. Countless phenomena of the objective external world are reflected in a man’s brain through his five sense organs — the organs of sight, hearing, smell, taste and touch. At first, knowledge is perceptual. The leap to conceptual knowledge, i.e., to ideas, occurs when sufficient perceptual knowledge is accumulated. This is one process in cognition. It is the first stage in the whole process of cognition, the stage leading from objective matter to subjective consciousness from existence to ideas. Whether or not one’s consciousness or ideas (including theories, policies, plans or measures) do correctly reflect the laws of the objective external world is not yet proved at this stage, in which it is not yet possible to ascertain whether they are correct or not. Then comes the second stage in the process of cognition, the stage leading from consciousness back to matter, from ideas back to existence, in which the knowledge gained in the first stage is applied in social practice to ascertain whether the theories, policies, plans or measures meet with the anticipated success. Generally speaking, those that succeed are correct and those that fail are incorrect, and this is especially true of man’s struggle with nature. In social struggle, the forces representing the advanced class sometimes suffer defeat not because their ideas are incorrect ! but because, in the balance of forces engaged in struggle, they are not as powerful for the time being as the forces of reaction; they are therefore temporarily defeated, but they are bound to triumph sooner or later. Man’s knowledge makes another leap through the test of practice. This leap is more important than the previous one. For it is this leap alone that can prove the correctness or incorrectness of the first leap in cognition, i.e., of the ideas, theories, policies, plans or measures formulated in the course of reflecting the objective external world. There is no other way of testing truth. Furthermore, the one and only purpose of the proletariat in knowing the world is to change it. Often, correct knowledge can be arrived at only after many repetitions of the process leading from matter to consciousness and then back to matter, that is, leading from practice to knowledge and then back to practice. Such is the Marxist theory of knowledge, the dialectical materialist theory of knowledge. Among our comrades there are many who do not yet understand this theory of knowledge. When asked the sources of their ideas, opinions, policies, methods, plans and conclusions, eloquent speeches and long articles they consider the questions strange and cannot answer it. Nor do they comprehend that matter, can be transformed into consciousness and consciousness into matter, although such leaps are phenomena of everyday life.

  • Awoo [she/her]
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    11 months ago

    I am ultra smart, this makes up for me being an asshole, also schools are bad and you shouldn't listen to scientists if they say socialism is good because that's outside their field, but you should listen to me who is neither a scientist nor a politician.

    • happybadger [he/him]
      hexagon
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      11 months ago

      I don't even need to read books. I just think real hard and imagine what they say all by myself.

      • Awoo [she/her]
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        11 months ago

        1984 is all about the evils of socialism! What do you mean by "have I read it?"

      • rubpoll [she/her]
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        11 months ago

        "I learned so much at that seminar, I'm totally business savvy now, you could ask me to name the five richest guys on earth and I would be like 'blah blah blah, blah blah' and just spit out the answer, just like that."

  • Zuzak [fae/faer, she/her]
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    11 months ago

    When you can design a poodle in your head in 5 minutes, it's boring af to have to small talk about the neighbor's solar power generator.

  • Dyno [he/him]
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    11 months ago
    • Steal a fresnel lens from a lighthouse and set it on a tripod
    • Rig up a big suspended rock underneath so that the sunrays are focused into it
    • Big rock becomes spicy hot
    • Put bucket of water under big spicy rock
    • Connect a pipe from bucket to a turbine
    • Make a grand speech to a crowd about how you have "mastered the divine energies of the heavens" and, with a dramatic flourish, ("Behold!") pull a rope that releases the big spicy rock
    • Big spicy rock falls into bucket and creates steam - have a minion quickly throw a lid on the bucket, probably scalding themselves in the process
    • Marvel as the steam turns the turbine and powers a small, dim lightbulb for about 5 seconds
    • Sell your wisdom to the excited and awed crowd in the form of your snake oil exclusive guide "Harnessing the Heavenly Heat of Helios" for $200 a pop
    • edge [he/him]
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      11 months ago

      I'm pretty sure big spicy rocks are a different kind of power generation.

      • Dyno [he/him]
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        11 months ago
        • Skip town ASAP
        • With your hard-earned dollars, hire a ragtag group of cutthroats and mercenaries
        • Break into nuclear waste repository
        • Steal spicy rocks
        • Place spicy rock on a pedestal in new town square
        • Place inconspicuous sheet of lead between your podium and the spicy rock
        • Make a grand speech to a crowd about how you have "mastered the divine energies of the Earth", and, with a dramatic flourish ("Behold!"), gesture for the crowd to touch the spicy rock
        • Marvel as the crowd gasps at the pleasant and unexpected heat of the spicy rock
        • Sell your wisdom to the excited and awed crowd in the form of your snake oil 2.0 exclusive guide "Gathering the Godly Greatness of Gaia" for $200 a pop
  • commiecapybara [he/him, e/em/eir]
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    11 months ago

    I mean, when I was 8 I conceived of a flashlight that you could use a hand-crank with to power (and later finding out that they existed) and yet I would still want to hear about the neighbor's dog because dogs are neat egg-dog

  • LaughingLion [any, any]
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    11 months ago

    okay but for real i have a rule that when you are visiting someone and they start showing you tricks their pet can do its time to leave