I thought the narrative was pretty coherent as far as weird internet shit goes.

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
    hexagon
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    1 year ago

    Why do people think Depression era kids were so fragile? Those kids woke up at 3am, ate a few sawdust cigarettes for breakfast, and then went down in to the mines for 23 hours. If they can fight Balrogs at six years old they could handle some Mario mpreg videos.

    • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]
      ·
      1 year ago

      To be fair, those Balrogs were malnourished and dying of polio, so it's not like modern Balrogs who have been fully vaccinated and possess functioning immune systems. Balrogflation is a motherfucker.