Many don't know this, but the Communism button is actually locked away behind a giant metal door, rendering it inaccessible. The only way to open it?
Stalin's giant spoon.
You see, Stalin's giant spoon is actually the key to unlock the door leading to the Communism button, so China would have to retrieve it first in order to press it. However, the giant spoon was said to have been lost long ago somewhere in Ukraine.
And that's why the war in Ukraine is happening. It is actually a diversion, so that China can send searchers to secretly locate and unearth Stalin's giant spoon in order to open the door to the button.
I am very smart.
Umm sorry sweetie, everyone know Xi isn’t pushing the communism button until every online leftist agrees with my particular vision of how socialism should be.
I pray to the nines that your not referring to that accused book by gurrito called the western lefts purity fetish where he trys to make claims like the modern left is descendent of the helacltuis and then quotes everything in collected works to make it impossible to fact check him.
i was gonna make a joke abt the adventurous archaeologist Hunan Jones but this is better
