This is how it should be lol you get the dudes in legal states being all "if it isn't gorillacum catpiss cookie dogs then you're wasting your money" meanwhile I get a baggie of whatever the fuck the plug has that day and smoke it with joy knowing that I'm supporting a local business (a guy with a tattoo of a naked anime character on his neck) and not some evil venture capital agrocorp that sprays the buds with "baby killer #59" because they'd lose 1.2% of the crop to pests otherwise. Anyway thanks for coming to my Ted talk
I've occasionally sold weed and those people are fucking insufferable and will never be happy. "Do you have any Misty Midnight Magic Express?"
"No shut the fuck up, this is the Will Get You High variety."
I get picky about strains because I smoke so much I can tell the difference and I actually do have a preference and don't like spending money on shit that will make me goofy but not help my back pain
lol one time this dealer showed up with this whole kit including probably a dozen strains. he was like 10 years younger than me and went through this entire pitch similar to how "budtenders" go through their whole spiel at a dispensary, like a sommelier with their absurdity. I feel bad dogging on it because they are very earnest and doing their performance.
but it's such an eye roll. no, I don't need the magic diesel peanut Vietnam afghan CIA weed. give me the kind I can smoke and get high for a reasonable price. whatever you're trying to unload right now. the managers special.
This is how it should be lol you get the dudes in legal states being all "if it isn't gorillacum catpiss cookie dogs then you're wasting your money" meanwhile I get a baggie of whatever the fuck the plug has that day and smoke it with joy knowing that I'm supporting a local business (a guy with a tattoo of a naked anime character on his neck) and not some evil venture capital agrocorp that sprays the buds with "baby killer #59" because they'd lose 1.2% of the crop to pests otherwise. Anyway thanks for coming to my Ted talk
I've occasionally sold weed and those people are fucking insufferable and will never be happy. "Do you have any Misty Midnight Magic Express?" "No shut the fuck up, this is the Will Get You High variety."
I get picky about strains because I smoke so much I can tell the difference and I actually do have a preference and don't like spending money on shit that will make me goofy but not help my back pain
lol one time this dealer showed up with this whole kit including probably a dozen strains. he was like 10 years younger than me and went through this entire pitch similar to how "budtenders" go through their whole spiel at a dispensary, like a sommelier with their absurdity. I feel bad dogging on it because they are very earnest and doing their performance.
but it's such an eye roll. no, I don't need the magic diesel peanut Vietnam afghan CIA weed. give me the kind I can smoke and get high for a reasonable price. whatever you're trying to unload right now. the managers special.