There's a war out there...a war on humans being waged by aquatic wildlife. Who's side are you on?
I'm joining the war on humans. On the side of OTTERS!
Was singing that in my head as I scrolled to this comment
Turns out it was actually a fit hairy gay man having evening rosé with the local lushes and the whole thing was a big misunderstanding
No wonder the navy wanted to train dolphins to carry mines in the ocean.
🦦 I was coasting down the otterbahn the other day and saw these furless freaks in the left lane going like 2 knots. They refused to move over and let me pass, now I'M the bad guy
"An evening of inner tubing"
Well if someone decided to drive through my place and destroy everything I'd be pretty pissed off too. Can't blame otters for that
