You know how techbros have this thought terminating cliche about how “they don’t need to be perfect, just better than you?” Well,
This particular deathmobile was stuck behind a truck parked on the side. You know, like what happens in every city. Decides to wait there for 10 minutes. Then it has a change of heart and tries to maneuver out from behind. How does it do this? By doing a 500-point turn resulting in it being lined up perpendicular to the road, blocking all traffic. Another 10 minutes or so. Now it’s decided to make its move. How? Doing a left 270 and running a red light through a busy intersection.
“Through” is the wrong word though, it just stopped in the middle of the intersection and died.
So happy to see this bazingamobile being tested on the civilian population. Place your bets on when it kills its first child!
I live in one such area, where bazinga techbros are a stone's throw away from full blown flaghumping thumbheaded CHUDs (the latter tends to do HVAC and the like for the former), and I can tell you that while your idea might work elsewhere where I have no experience living there, the CHUDs here revel in their ignorance and make it a cultural signifier. They will outright say "I'm just a dumb redneck" as a conversation starter. It's that bad, and a lot of them only vaguely dislike their techbro counterparts but it's for very petty reasons like "acting gay."
